|I like grass! I like leaves! I like being a moron!|
a) Children (especially children with scooters or bikes) must be yapped at,
b) The big brush is a beast from hell and must be attacked; it absolutely cannot, must not, be allowed to sweep away crap in the front yard,
c) The correct way to play with strange dogs is to run up, barking to play, and then run away screeching when they step toward you.
|Nah nah nah nah, can't touch dis.|
|Lola is imprisoned until future notice. Yes.|